Welcome to Toyota, it is nice to have you here sir/ma/them. At Toyota, we are inclusive of all sexes and gender (or non-gender) orientation. That is why we are the most popular car brand in Nigeria. Did you know that two in every five cars on Nigerian roads are Toyotas? Don’t believe me? Put it to the test. Go out on your street and count five cars. If at first, you don’t see two Toyotas, count another five.
So we hear you want to buy a car. Ahah, you have come to the right place. Toyota is like the Samsung of cars, there is a model for everyone. come with me, let me show you our assortment.
What type of car are you looking for? It has to be a car that fits your personality. At Toyota, we build for personality and every personality is included. So what shall it be?
Are you a simple man that’s just looking for a car that moves and has air conditioning. Perhaps I can interest you in the Toyota Camry 2001 model
Or perhaps you want to drive the same car as 80% of the drivers on uber. The Toyota Corolla is perfect for you.
Do you want to drive a station wagon but one that doesn’t look like a moving coffin? Try the matrix. The name is much cooler than the car itself.
Are you a family man with a wife that controls all his personal decisions? Then the Sienna is exactly what you need. Your wife is going to love it.
Do you want a jeep but cannot afford a jeep? Why not buy a RAV4?
You look like a human that wants a car that is as ugly as a hummer but isn’t a hummer. For you, we have just the right car.
Are you pretentious, annoying, arrogant and a vegan? You will love one of our Priuses.
You look like a man that likes cars that look big on the outside but are actually really small on the inside.
Or maybe that’s not really your style. Maybe you want a convertible but are too poor to afford a real one. Well for you, we made the Toyota Solara.
Do you live in Nigeria and often make long journeys to your village. Do you hate the Nigerians road like everyone else? Well, we made a car that is immune to the potholes. The tires are so big, it’s basically like you are flying. We call it the Tundra.
We also have an assortment of cars for SUV lovers, like the old highlander for the middle-class earners.
Or the Prado for people who can afford to not buy a Toyota but still want to buy a Toyota.
We also made an SUV specially for women (but we don’t believe in gender roles) although men can drive it too (if you are into that type of thing)
Maybe you aren’t buying a car for yourself. Maybe you want to start a transport company to compete with “God is good motors” called “God is better”. For you, we have these executive buses.
Finally, because we are so patriotic, we have made a pickup truck specially for the Nigerian police.
Like I told you before, we have a car for everyone. Just look for what best fits you. Our cars might not be the best but they are better than Honda’s.
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